Hares: Do Me Decimal
Bag Car: Wikipedophilia
Virgin: Chris
Visitors: Just Caleb, Nurse Rainblow, Serial Lubist
Pack: Angry Crotch, Beeeestiality Before Boys, Clit Notes, Cummie Sticks, Dribbles, Edward Sissy Hands, Goat Throat, Frosty the F*ckman, Holy Dumpster Fire, Just Andrew, Luva Lamp, Mudslut, No Man on the Moon, Orgasm Famine, Puker Blooper, Shits and Ladders, Sketchy Ho, Slothy Seconds, Strap On Strap Off, Tacos on a Bridge, The Buttler Hit It, Testicular Mechanics, Yellow Dick Gnome
Salt and Pepper. Peanut Butter and Chocolate. Netflix and Chill. Pickles and Pikachu. There are some things that are just meant to go together in this world, and BH3 got together to prove it.
Some folks brought Destihl’s Dill Pickle Sour Beer to the start, which I think might have just been canned pickle brine. The first shot check bucked the trend of deconstructed foods with a reconstructed Pickle Back: mixed pickle juice and whiskey. Do Me Decimal shared that this should, in fact, be called a Pickle During. Normal Pickle Backs were available later on trail. There were no Pickle Fronts. There were also no gluten-free options at the beer check, which led Luva Lamp on a journey to Whole Foods for his own supply. He came back with White Claw Surges, unaware that they are more alcoholic than normal WC’s (it’s okay, you’ll learn to read someday).
End circle was at the baseball field on Magazine Beach, where the pack shared their own pickled offerings. Somehow hashers still couldn’t make it to third base, even when they were standing right on it. There was a lot of discussion about the brown area at the base of Do Me’s Pikachu tail. Is it anatomically accurate to the real Pikachu? Is it a cloaca? (Editor’s note: I think Pikachu is mammalian and this is not a cloaca).
Hares were accused of recycling trail from Moon. Wiki used a wagon for beer transport which was honestly smart. Sketchy Ho reallllly wanted to be asked when she started hashing. The circle had such a bad tempo tear during one song that Holy Dumpster Fire said people were singing it as a round. The visitors got lost on trail. Nurse Rainblow is also wanted to be on record saying, “Fuck Pokémon Go. For sex trophy reasons.”
Virgin Chris stated that “F*cking Caleb” made him cum. Virgin Chris fully looked the part of a math teacher with his thick-rimmed glasses and acted the part by guessing the square root of 69 as 8.35 (it’s 8.3066, if anyone wanted to know how close he was). But the man was a quick study and subsequently knew the square root of negative 69 was “I ate something.” Or perhaps he wasn’t really a quick study after all: when he got called back into circle as FRB, he exclaimed, “Oh my god, again?” Buckle up, friend, drinking in circle is what we are here for.
Hasher-generated Pokémon pickup lines:
- (dressed as a Pokéball) Are you a Pokémon? Because I intend to throw myself at you in an attempt to get you inside me.
- You’ve been saying your own name a lot. I think it’s time I make you say my name.
- I’ll jiggle your puffs.
- If you were a Pokémon, you’d be a Pikachu, cause I want to peek at you.
- “something something I choose you”
- Do you want to mew with me too?
- Right now I’m a Pokémon, but later I hope Imma poke a man.
- Want to join Team Rocket? I can blast you off again.
- Want to suck Meowth?
- What’s your move set? Mine’s Horn Drill, Hydro Pump, Harden, and Bone Club.
On – only one way to find out if I’m a Squirtle – on,
Slothy Seconds
Slothy Seconds
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