Hare: Mudslut
Bag Car: Spunk in the Trunk
Pack: Blue Balls Matter, C*ntcussion, Fellowship of the Cockring, Frosty the F*ckman, Full Frontal Fireball, Just Enzo, NAMBLA (Normal American Making Beer and Loving Ass), Oral Instructor, Orgasm famine, Popo Peepshow, Shits and Ladders, Slothy Seconds, Strap On Strap Off, Swedish Eagle, Triceratopped
Bag Car: Spunk in the Trunk
Pack: Blue Balls Matter, C*ntcussion, Fellowship of the Cockring, Frosty the F*ckman, Full Frontal Fireball, Just Enzo, NAMBLA (Normal American Making Beer and Loving Ass), Oral Instructor, Orgasm famine, Popo Peepshow, Shits and Ladders, Slothy Seconds, Strap On Strap Off, Swedish Eagle, Triceratopped
There were several factors conspiring against this trail. Originally scheduled as the divorce trail, those hares didn’t follow through on their commitment (which probably should not have been a surprise).
Then, Spunk in the Trunk, our bag car, got a flat tire 2 hours before trail. Thanks to the miracles of AAA and Mudslut drunkenly agreeing to hare, trail came together.
Mudslut wrote lots of cute little notes to the pack. Everyone thought this was a huge flex that she is fast enough to have the spare time to write these, a notion which was only somewhat undercut by the fact that she got snared twice. For her part, Mudslut was disappointed not to be pantsed. She also fed us Jell-O shots that were almost certainly congealed cough syrup.
Goat Throat kept finding large appliances and giving me rides on them. Any lawn mower is a riding lawn mower if you’re brave enough! The vacuum made a horrible scraping sound on the sidewalk and the mower was kind of scary, but how good of a ride should I have expected from Goat?
NAMBLA (officially a transplant) stopped mid-trail to get donuts, the only kind of nut he’ll be sharing with anyone else. Fellowship was also in a sharing mood, flashing muggles twice on trail. Shits and Ladders accused people of not dressing in the slutty theme with him, believing himself to be in theme because he was wearing shorts, which were not even the shortest shorts he owns.
In the “what does that mean?” category, Sweagle taught us what a Zoidberg is via live demo. If you don’t know, I recommend not attempting it with two people with a heigh difference of >1 foot between them. Asked to provide a one-word reason for backsliding, Frosty the F*ckman said, “porcupine,” which is the new “rosebud.”
On - more stuff might have happened but my fingers got cold and I stopped taking notes - On,
Slothy Seconds
Slothy Seconds
